what nightmares are made of II

this past weekends New York Times Magazine's cover sent shivers down my spine...
("please for the love of god just check if she's under the bed one more time!")

top 5 things my mother wouldn't let me have

in response to this asshole's list

(had something to do with being worse than fried chicken with a side of watermelon...she just wasn't into that)


freeze dried food was for Astronauts and people in refugee camps...


the logic was I already had this one....fuck logic I wanted a god damn flying pony (I could have as many books as I wanted but only one horse doll, still a main topic of discussion in my therapy sessions to this very day)


yeah basically anything awesome with sugar that would help me make friends was a no no...hence the evil bitch overlord and I don't talk anymore...


though my father to piss off mi mama bought me the way more expensive "Julie" doll...I didn't want the shiteous lesbionic thing with the creepy sensors in her hands...I wanted a frigg'n Cricket...(obviously this is the reason I don't speak w/my dad either)

what nightmares are made of

They probably sniffed them up using a rolled up £20 note.

WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

very unlame ad for very lame $1,500 sneakers

what goes around...come around

been a year since you left and I'm still going awesome...
though I haven't dropped that dream of your dick breaking off inside a Filipino girly boy...
cause that would be beautiful...

Seems my love is up and left you with no warning.
It's not always gonna be this grey

still crazy after all these years

(Weezer just blew my mind a little)

Uncle Love just got a message from God

The Jewish Motorcycle Alliance arrived in Lincoln on Friday to visit the Holocaust memorial at Wyuka cemetary.

In Memoriam of Yom Hashoa, Friday, May 6th, the global day of recognition of the Holocaust my Uncle David got awesome and made a 1,500 mile pilgrimage for a first-ever international event.

(he's the tall dark and handsome fellow on the left at about 30 seconds to go)

and that's the double truth Ruth

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I got a dealer in Tokyo
I got a rep in Paris
I got a agent in Colone
Shit i got a gallery in New York!

like heaven on earth...

"The centerpiece of Sachs's show, "Bronze Collection," will be a 21-foot-tall bronze-cast, all-white Hello Kitty, which will be installed in Lever House's courtyard, where Damien Hirst's nude Virgin Mother recently resided. While Sachs' cartoon character might be a bit more PG-rated, the lawn on the building's 53rd Street side will feature some potentially nightmare-inducing figures: oversized bronze Hello Kitty and Miffy (she's the bunny counterpart to Hello Kitty) fountains that spurt water from their eyes. The exhibit opens on May 8 and be on display through September 6."
-Haven Thompson

それは人種差別であるのでおかしい

NERD THE FUCK OUT!

The show follows an organization that employs mind-wiped DNA-altered humans known as Dolls who are implanted with false memories and skills for various missions and tasks. When they are not 'at work' they are living in a real life Dollhouse which gives the show the name. One of those mind-wiped humans, a young woman named Echo, is slowly starting to become aware of herself and what's going on - all the while somebody on the outside is trying to bring the Dollhouse down while getting closer to Echo - possibly not aware that she is one of the Dolls he is after.---JOSS WHEDON AND FAITH MINDMELD!

A television drama centered around a female FBI agent who is forced to work with an institutionalized scientists in order to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.---J.J. DOES X FILES...PACEY STYLE!!!!

(i have to go wash the shame away)

this is gonna be remixed and remixed and remixed

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

What's Your Theme Song?

PUT A ROCKET IN MY SOCKET ANYONE?

(gave up on the doctor perscibed eye-patch and configured this joint)
hey, a scratched cornea only takes about 3-5 days to heal...
i'll bling the bitch out till then

FUCK WINONA

the chief of the 90th police precinct and his buddy picked up my friend the other night for open container violations dating all the way back from from 2006 (thank you jon thies)....
the system is a bit screwed if a $60.00 petty fine that has gone unpaid is treated exactly the same way someone with a warrant out for holding up a liquor store at gunpoint...


Totally Michael - Winona (Miami Horror Remix)

QUEEN OF THE COUGARS

(there goes drumline 2)

When We Were Very Young

(lil' kim's real nose, maybe)

SAVE THE BORO'S BABY

eddie boro's tower of toys over on 6th and ave b is going to be torn down...
let's start a petition...
i am not sure if it's that i am getting older or that i am growing a soul that i am starting to care about these things...
to upset to explain so here's a link to the full article...

FUCKING AWESOME

this is how we play king of the mutha fuck'n mountain up in nyc!!!

NEXT BEST THING TO COME OUT OF JERSEY SINCE SPRINGTEEN AND MAYBE FRANKIE VALLI

been gett'n indy fever lately and i have been brushing up on my jones by studying the old episodes of the cult show the young indiana jones....
ok ok so i like totes forgot and the short fat fan boy is screaming with glee inside me 1:30 sec in maybe kinda INDIANA MUTHA FUCK'N JONES IS NOT ONLY FROM NEW JERSEY BUT GREW UP IN PRINCETON!!!

GO TIGERS!!!!

The program for this evening is not new

The Flight of the Red Balloon is to come out soon and boy oh boy i can't wait to see yet another foreign film about neurotic mothers...
BUT, it pays homage to one of my favorite childhood obsessions Le Ballon Rouge created by Albert Lamorisse way back in 1965...

THE NEW

AND THE OLD

(one is silver and the other's gold)

This is My Throwback Jersey

been getting creepy cat nostalgic lately...
this was my sunday cleaning music from my early teen years on...
and since *cough *cough i have regained cuntrol of MY stereo since last summer i have been diving deep into the crates of my youth to what muzack made me happy fantastic...
the youtube selection posted above created smiles across my baseball face and got me to do at least a half assed job of old englishing aunt mimi's cherry wood antique buffet...
so, i am sorry uncle david for never putting your cds back in alphabetical order (freak), mom that i scratched no mutilated at least half your vinyl collection, and dad doug for stealing ALL your mix tapes at the ripe age of nine with the empty promises that one bright and shiny shiny day they would be returned (lies, all lies)...

i was happy....

hey jake, it's a full moon

my brain is still melting from the scarlotitty tom waits cover album...
here's the right way to do it...
"the voice"....

and the original...

Shut Up & Fuck

like my blueberry nights where chan and nora hopefully learned a lesson and will stick to what they are good at...
scarlett johansson should just continue on with her illustrious career of having huge tits and acting pouty....

P.S. that's none other than DAVID KING OF THE FUCKING GOBLINS BOWIE singing backup....
where is iman going,"NO!"...
she's good at that, she lays it down in exit to eden....



leave the singing to the professionals...
go mimi go....