Sunday, December 20, 2009

You Know You've Made It When...












(or this one's or Anthony)


stuck in the snowed in badlands but at least I've got my own home personal tanning salon

Sunday, November 1, 2009

hot thrash




bad bad brains on halloweeeeeeeeen...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

the claws came out....


(no seriously they did this hat is like a deep seeded 6th grade rainbowmained flying unicorned fantasy)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

So Over That Hello Kitty Zombie Cake...



"...my density has bought me to you"

Back to the future Delorean Cake

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Original Dream Team



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Thanks for the Tip!

(972): Yet another lesbian rule learned the hard way... Apparently you're supposed to shave your butt hair too




Monday, August 31, 2009

"E"-Streeters


my uncle is breaking his computer with a strong combination of his new ion mix miester 5billion and my mom's old copy of bruce springsteen & "e" streeters - winterland 1978 three album bootleg that cost $40.00 waaaaaaay back when (way to save paddi way tooooo save...)

notice "e"-streeters (it will fuck your i-tunes in the ass and blow your mind like airplane glue from the south philippines)

Shake ya ass. Show me what you workin with




(honestly)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

All about the throw backs...


But, H&M should keep it to the jerseys and leggings... fo' serious I never looked so much like my 3rd grade teacher Miss. London (I'm sorry she was a lovely women but loved Laura Ashley a little too much) or worse my mother!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

summer bummer 2009


John Hughes
Date of Death
6 August 2009, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA

Orange Julius Jr.


seriously wish I had a an opposite shrink ray when I look at this Targe´fall offering (makes me miss back to school shopping and the smell of new Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

WOOD...

Fwd: iphone info from t-mobile



From: "Sheridan Long" <Sheridan.Long@us.wdsglobal.com>
Date: June 23, 2009 3:56:57 PM EDT
To: <annagenelle@gmail.com>
Subject: iphone info

Hello Lauren,

 

As promised, here are the steps for setting up your iPhone for T-Mobile's Internet service. The steps have been arranged to require the least amount of backtracking by you. We really appreciate that you've chosen to use your iPhone on T-Mobile's network, and want to be certain you're taking full advantage of the features available to you as a T-Mobile customer.

 

A very helpful website is http://theiphoneblog.com

 

  1. From the Main Menu, tap Settings.
  2. Verify that Wi-Fi is set to Off or Disabled -- this will ensure that no wi-fi signals are interfering with your Internet access. To take advantage of local wi-fi at a later time, feel free to go back and turn this setting On; just make sure to turn it Off again when you are done using the wi-fi network.
  3. Tap General Settings, then tap Network.
  4. Turn Data Roaming On -- this will allow your iPhone to locate T-Mobile's data network.
  5. If you see a setting for 3G, turn it Off -- the iPhone cannot currently connect to T-Mobile's 3G network, and this setting will interfere with its attempt to connect to our EDGE network for service.
  6. Tap Cellular Data Network (this setting may be labeled EDGE instead).
  7. In the APN field, enter internet2.voicestream.com -- this tells T-Mobile which version of our Internet network you want to connect to.
  8. Leave the Username and Password fields blank -- T-Mobile will assign this information based on your SIM card information.
  9. Return to the Main Menu and open Safari to browse the Internet.

 

Please remember that it generally takes 24 to 48 hours for Internet service to begin, but it can take anywhere from 2 to 72 hours. If you have recently added T-Mobile Internet service to your account but you do not have Internet service within two days, please feel free to call us back so we can troubleshoot the issue for you.

 

Also, The Data plan associated with your Iphone comes with Free Unlimited T-Mobile HotSpots. To log in, use the following:

            Username: ( Your 10-digit Cell Phone Number by default. This will be the number of the phone with the data plan.)

            Password: ( The last four digits of your Social Security Number by Default. This will be the last four digits of the social security number of the primary account holder.)

 

This should enable you to log into WiFi hotspots and browse the internet on your Iphone!

 

If you are interested in adding Picture Messaging to your iPhone, you should do the following.

 

  1. Go to www.swirlyspace.com and read their instructions to download SwirlyMMS, an iPhone application that allows you to send picture messages on T-Mobile's data network. This will require you navigating to the Cydia application store on your iPhone and downloading the SwirlyMMS application.
  2. Once SwirlyMMS has been added to your phone, open the SwirlyMMS application and tap Settings.
  3. Enter the following information:
    1. MMSC: http://216.155.174.84/servlets/mms
    2. Proxy: 216.155.165.050:8080
    3. APN: wap.voicestream.com
    4. Username: [Leave blank]
    5. Password: [Leave blank]
  4. Tap Save.

 

In order to set up your T-Mobile email account on your iPhone (or any other email account), you will first need to set up an email account (go to www.myt-mobile.com to set up a T-Mobile email account) and the follow the settings below.

 

  1. Tap Settings, then tap Mail, then tap Accounts.
  2. Tap Add Account, and when prompted for the account type, tap Other. Note that the iPhone will present options for common email account types; if you want to set up one of these accounts, use those settings instead.
  3. Tap POP if asked what type of email account you wish to set up. This is the most common type of email account, but if your settings suggest you use IMAP or another type of server, follow those instructions instead.
  4. In the Name, field, enter your name.
  5. In the Address field, enter your email address.
  6. In the Description field, enter a nickname for the account, such as T-Mobile or My Email.
  7. Scroll to Incoming Mail Server.
  8. In the Host Name field, enter the email server. For T-Mobile email, this is myemail.t-mobile.com
  9. In the User Name field, enter the email server username. For T-Mobile email, this is the User ID provided at your My T-Mobile page.
  10. In the Password field, enter the password on your email account.
  11. Scroll to Outgoing Mail Server (SMTP).
  12. In the Host Name field, enter the outgoing mail server name. For T-Mobile email, this is myemail.t-mobile.com
  13. If required, in the User Name field, enter the outgoing mail server username.
  14. If required, in the Password field, enter the outgoing mail server password.
  15. Tap Save.

 

If you need any further help with your iPhone and its settings, please feel free to call T-Mobile Tech Support at (800) 937-8997, or by dialing 611 from your T-Mobile handset. Once connected with a T-Mobile agent, ask for Tier 3 Data Support, as we handle all data issues for your iPhone and will be best able to assist you. Also, feel free to look online at www.t-mobile.com for additional help options and information, as we are always updating our site and providing new options for our customers. You can also find help at www.apple.com/support for most technical issues, but be careful when calling Apple directly for assistance, as their automatic settings may lock your iPhone and require you to unlock it again for use on T-Mobile's network.

 

**T-Mobile is unable to guarantee the functionality of, and therefore assumes no liability for any problems with the functionality of, any handsets or devices ("non-T-Mobile Devices") other than those specific handset or device models that T-Mobile itself, or an authorized dealer of T-Mobile, sells for use on the T-Mobile network.  As an accommodation to our loyal customers who have elected to activate T-Mobile service on a non-T-Mobile Device, we present on this site some trouble-shooting-type guidelines that the manufacturers of these non-T-Mobile Devices and other third parties have provided in response to some commonly posed questions by users of these non-T-Mobile Devices.  While we hope that these guidelines will prove helpful and beneficial to our customers, please note that T-Mobile is unable to guarantee the effectiveness of, and therefore does not assume any liability for the lack of effectiveness of, these guidelines in answering our customers' questions or in remedying any problems that our customers may be experiencing with regard to the functionality of these non-T-Mobile Devices.  We strongly recommend that our customers contact directly the manufacturers of these non-T-Mobile Devices with any continuing questions or problems with regard to the functionality of these non-T-Mobile Devices.**           

 

 
Best Regards,
Sheridan Long
T-Mobile Tier 3 Technical Support Agent

 

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Best Regards,
Sheridan Long
T-Mobile Tier 3 Technical Support Agent

 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

my new obsession


not usually the biggest etsy fan due to the fact that i usually look at the items listed and go oh i can make that crap pleeeeeease or it's just plain crap..
but miniatures, graffiti, and custom name hoop earrings all rolled into one awesomeness it just might be worth the price tag....maybe

former model and longtime cater-waiter...


miss "summering" in the hamptons and gett'n $$$$...
dont miss anything anything else....the sentence,"i'm a model/actor and I work as a greater ova at the flagship abercrombie"'makes me queeeeeeasie

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

SOLD


(this camera speaks to me on sooooo many different levels)

Monday, April 20, 2009

thanks again tina fey


i guess it's ok to admit to it now....

Liz: “I’m on humanity leave.”
Jack: “Good God, what Indigo Girl’s song is that from?”
Liz: “Syllabus of Us. It’s off Vagabonds, Martyrs and Quilts.”

Jack: “Believe me there is no solace in their luxury, only deep despair.”
Liz:”How do you know all these Indigo Girls songs?”

vote fuck yes (happy holidaze)

exsquweeeze me while i find my sketcher high heels circa 1996


and plaid mini skort

go ahead, take it all off...


i guess it isn't the reverse auschwitz like i had originally envisioned so go ahead getchen shave your head you'll prob get a rap star or at least a producer...

instead of buying lunch today


i will send $19.95 via paypal to my neighborhood french movieperson, michel gondry, to draw my characature better than i got at any batmitzfah celebrated during the mid to late 90's at the princeton forestal village marriot

i wonder if i have to pay s&h since he could in reality hand deliver it or have an errand boy ("intern") do something along those lines

New and Improved Hipster Grifter Now Nude


(i hope she took you fo' all your fathers' combined wealth)


Friday, April 10, 2009

#1 Spot


Blackest Night (Green Latern still a homo but the art is fucking awesome) #1 cover

(geekage, gonna go squirm some more over the star trek: the next generation centric episode of family guy)

throwback


poster for the upcoming sam rockwell picture moon (haliscious...daisy, daisy)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Topshopocalypse: 2 Hours in Line for This?


i came i went i bought this and i am pretty sure i still have brain damage from the whole excursion...not sure the free shirt and tote were worth it...
though the cookies on the other hand!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

out of hand!


out of hand!, originally uploaded by barleyalive.

from ghetto fab to bellvue in about 60 sec flat (topcoat)

Monday, March 23, 2009

lust and chaos, now dance


A.R.E. Weapons "F What You Like" from THE FEAR on Vimeo.
(maybe they'll still save the ZUNE)

itty bitty tata committee


the worlds cheapest car, tata nano (cute eh eh $2,000-$2,500 depending on if you want to die of swamp ass or not)
loads less expensive than the smart car, mini, or fiat 500 and looks like there's a chance i could fit the HK tailpipe on there

so my new ringtone


(pre-summer jam)

spring in my my step....


(park walk'n briskly music)

how do you say yes please in Japanese?



bestest item steven alan sleeveless combinaison jumper cause i am uber lazy (i wish it had underpanties sewn in as well)

topgear worthy....




Hello Kitty whistle tip exhaust pipe
now only if I still had a car...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

No B&M Here, Chase + Anna=FULL TILT BOOGIE All Night Long



seriously, we need to set time limits for ourselves 12am turns into 2am which then turns in a Murray's Bagel run that and we need to get out more before we start attending concerts in Second Life and A&E wants us to sign some kind of waver for Intervention (we betta get paid bitches)
*SOUNDS DIRTY

Monday, March 16, 2009

Miz. Sword 2016


super spooky future telling action figure recently made available at the neighborhood of Greenpoint's friendly Fred Flare



*please reference all previous Gretchen & BEBE posts along with numerous photogalleries devoted to her one and only

Sunday, March 15, 2009

and we are off to the races....


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we gonna run ragged through chicken parts in mystery red meat sauce while getting some authebtic knock-off gucci (bitch got to catch a 4:30 Peter Pan and jelly bus to ewl CT)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

brain melting


kinda like watching pokemon for the first time

Deep Fried Wrapped Tight Finger Lick'n Good

Fucked'rd up my hand nice and good but @least i got a sweet ass candy colored LV mani b4 the whole turn my flesh into cottage cheese moment i had

Friday, March 6, 2009

Snow Day (2000), with Iggy Pop and Pam Grier as Tina

I just keep on telling myself it's gonna be 60F this weekend

Looky look what just came in box (not a dick)


Looky look what just came in box (not a dick), originally uploaded by barleyalive.
Two Hello Kitty Ice trays for jack on the rocks (or g&t's) and a HK showacap fo'me ( no need to get the jew fro on)