Monday, June 23, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

nostalgia 1991

Holy Hypercolor Batman!
The pigment changing shirts that were produced from the late 1980s until the early 90's are back in full effect this summer due to Dov's sexy party reasoning skills. Personally I hoped those eurotrash armpit-dyed abominations would stay good and buried with Criss Cross's clothing line. Why couldn't something fantastic from my camp days like Umbros come back? I want to rock my two toned soccer shorts and black Adidas Chile's next Saturday night.






Team Ali!

I never gave my body a fighting chance....
A topic I rarely talk about, but has consumed my life for over 16 years. I have inflicted myself with one type of Eating Disorder or another since my childhood. If you know me it's painfully obvious from weighing as little as 79 lbs. at 5' 6.5" (I know I look shorter but I am a good two and a half inches taller than the average American female...it's all an optical illusion) to blowing up to 140 at times (bulimia doesn't equal skinny). I have never had a normal period, I suffer from many ailments including osteoporosis, heart palpitations, a reduction in my immune system function, tooth decay, and the list is never ending so let me stop myself before I get off topic. It is a secret disease that causes isolationism and extreme tension in one's interpersonal relationships. I myself admit to this day that I chose to cling to my buddy E.D. over continuing several normal intimate associations. Young females and now in ever increasing numbers men are committing this slow form of dare I say it suicide every day in seclusion. Ali Michael however has chosen a very different path. I stumbled across the video posted below while sitting at my local laundromat drinking my third coffee of the morning and waiting for my hello kitty underwear to finally dry. Playing on the huge plasma dangling above my head was Anne Curry interviewing this exceptionally articulate nymphet. Kudos to Ali for opening her mouth and speaking out against this horrible affliction. The eighteen year-old's candidness about the disease moved me personally to finally be forthright about my own battle.


Thursday, June 12, 2008

week in review

this week I learned that:

If a girl wants to go deep sea fishing for her birthday doesn't mean she's a lesbian it just means she really likes to fish.

I will be married to Dave by 2016 and we will run away to Europe together. While there we will recreate the famous "From Here to Eternity" love scene and become a weird artsy couple smelling of patchouli oil.

Zacquisha and I have something very European in common.

Chase and I are going to "have" to buy new phones.

My future adopted Asian children will be home-schooled (no matter how weird or antisocial they might turn out to be).

My wallet like mittens must be pinned to my sleeve at all times due to the fact that this past week was the 100,000,000,000,000 billionth kabillionth zabillionth time I have lost it.

and finally that like Charlie Brown I am possessed of endless determination and hope, but ultimately dominated by my insecurities and "permanent case of bad luck"! (why's it always raining on my parade?)






Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.; the smartest man alive


"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
-Lil' Wayne

"Fuck You Right Back"


1:23

mush, mush (or my new lesbian crush)


a welcome spot of sunshine

Monday, June 2, 2008

Through with Being Cool







summer girl all summer long you know the winter's wrong
southbound those motel towns can mend most broken mornings
there's citrus groves where noone knows the fruit of truth from evil
and a long walk on a short pier means nothing more than swimming here