this week I learned that:
If a girl wants to go deep sea fishing for her birthday doesn't mean she's a lesbian it just means she really likes to fish.
I will be married to Dave by 2016 and we will run away to Europe together. While there we will recreate the famous "From Here to Eternity" love scene and become a weird artsy couple smelling of patchouli oil.
Zacquisha and I have something very European in common.
Chase and I are going to "have" to buy new phones.
My future adopted Asian children will be home-schooled (no matter how weird or antisocial they might turn out to be).
My wallet like mittens must be pinned to my sleeve at all times due to the fact that this past week was the 100,000,000,000,000 billionth kabillionth zabillionth time I have lost it.
and finally that like Charlie Brown I am possessed of endless determination and hope, but ultimately dominated by my insecurities and "permanent case of bad luck"! (why's it always raining on my parade?)
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